1.Aim for the feet.
2.Jump/run around so people don't hit you.
3.Call some1 a noob when you beat them in FB/SS.
4.Do "cool" pose once you kill some1, to add insult to injury.
5.If they're better then you make up a excuse, such as my mouse is messing up, my internet is lagging me, I keep getting whispers, I'm on my friends computer, and lets not forgot I gotta go I'll pwn you later.
6.Ask to play just do in swinging your weapons and killing random people...That's how you get your ass handed to you.